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You know how when you text another dimension there’s always a chance that the qubits would get entangled with the wrong quantum pair and your message could come out super weird on the other end? Like the lovechild of auto-correct and Google Translate that no one asked for, it can be really annoying.
So, this happened a couple weeks ago. I met a total 10 on Hinge. She was from LC-17 in Andromeda. Yeaaaaa, you know the one. Couldn’t believe my luck, she was hot, intelligent and not crazy—a total interdimensional unicorn.
And so I was like, “Should I open the portal or will you open the portal?”
And she texted back, “My portal is pretty big, you think you can handle it?”
And I was all like, “Daaaammnnnn, talk dirty to me interdimensional being!”
But unbeknownst to me, my message got all warbled because of a signal outage in space and it came out the other end as, “I like fire-breathing dinosaurs! Bring 10!!”
So, yeah… not really my fault that they had to send out a couple squadrons of Space Fighters to trap those guys. Shit happens man. But seriously though, who brings fire-breathing dinos to a first date??
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RIDER TYPE: THE PROGRESSIVE PARK AND RESORT RIDER THAT LOVES TRANSITIONS
CAMBER TYPE: PARK V1 PROFILE
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Extremely lightweight and versatile core combined with high impact resistance
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NEW! TECHNORA™ + FLAX BOOSTERS
Interwoven Aramid and sustainable Flax fibers that absorb shock and
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MAGIC BEAN™ RESIN
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+ PAM16000™ Topsheet /w Metallic Underlay
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• PLT Topsheet Technology™
• 360 Degree HRC48 Steel Edges
• Full ABS1000 Sidewalls
• Stainless Steel 4 x 2 Inserts